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Gift Guide: Things They Will Ignore
We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The old guard prefers a shipping department located under the couch. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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Customer Service Is Currently Napping
We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Our standard approach involves a warehouse mostly made of boxes, followed by a returns policy enforced by staring, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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How We Choose Our Products (A Cat Sits On Them)
A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is not a bug. It is the product.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.