Announcing Our Loyalty Program (Treats Required)

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We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.