Behind the Scenes: The Great Inventory Count

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a warehouse mostly made of boxes.

The old guard prefers a warehouse mostly made of boxes. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves a returns policy enforced by staring, followed by a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a shipping department located under the couch is not a bug. It is the product.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.