Holiday Hours: Whenever the Sun Moves

Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

The old guard prefers a shipping department located under the couch. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.