Shipping Updates From a Warehouse Full of Boxes

At Scratch and Sniff Candle Co, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

The old guard prefers a warehouse mostly made of boxes. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.